agents of shield + foreboding
IF THIS MEANS WHAT I THINK IT MEANS I SWEAR TO GOD.
I’M REBLOGGING MY OWN SHIT BECAUSE IF I WAS RIGHT I AM GONNA FLIP A TABLE INTO THE ABYSS AND DIVE AFTER IT BECAUSE DONE.
Working in customer service
A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora
A Slytherin uses a lockpick
A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down
A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
Lucille Bluth is not buying any of your shit
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise
the golden trio + tumblr text posts